New York Holiday

Gossip

My wife Sandra and I went to New York City for a holiday in October 2011 and as ever with a new place we found some things to amuse us. These were my top three:

  • I heard a woman on the subway moaning about her boss to her friend. This went on and on and on. Listening was not optional, her friend just listened.

Her friend then got a few words in “surely he’s not all bad dear?”

The moaning woman said: “Believe me Honey, he’s the Cream of the Crap”

  • I saw a calendar with Homer Simpson on the front wearing a T-shirt with the slogan on the chest with an arrow pointing upwards saying “My eyes are up here”
  • Saw a book in Barnes and Noble “Can You Drill a Hole Through Your Head and still survive?”

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